YOU: Well, in fact, and thank you for asking, I AM looking for only amazing things to do Friday the 17th.
ME: Well, you are lucky that you know me, then.
YOU: You know of something amazing?
ME: Do I ever.
YOU: Do tell.
ME: Have you ever heard of THE SUPERMACHINE POETRY SERIES?!
YOU: I want to!
ME: Well, here is your chance! On Friday the 17th THE SUPERMACHINE (OF) POETRY SERIES will be presenting AN EVENING OF DRAMATIC, COMEDIC, AND QUESTIONABLE STAGED READINGS!
YOU: That sounds great! Will it be featuring work by Theresa and Dale Buchheister, Sarah Graalman, Jerrod Bogard, Shonni Enelow, Dylan Jackson and Lori Payne?
YOU: Is it free!
ME: But of course!
YOU: Where the hell is this amazing thing!?
ME: THE OUTPOST LOUNGE! In Brooklyn!
YOU: What time?
ME: 8 PM!
YOU: Can I get more info?
ME: Yes! Check out www.outpostlounge.com or http://supermachinepoetry.
YOU: I am there.
Here is all the info in one spot:
WHAT: Supermachine Poetry presents new dramatic works!
WHEN: Friday the 17th of July at 8 PM!
WHERE: Outpost Lounge, Brooklyn!
WHY: Because you have stellar taste.